Coffee Jokes

A pastor and his wife were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning. She said, "You get up first so you should do it so we won't have to wait so long for our coffee."

He replied," You're in charge of all cooking related duties, so it's your job."

She responded, "No, you should do it. As a matter of fact even the Bible says the man should make the coffee."

"That's ridiculous!" he exclaimed in surprise. "Show me where it says that." She calmly brought the Bible and opened it to the New Testament where indeed at the top of several pages it says "Hebrews".

Freddy was newly hired as the office gofer. One of his first tasks was to bring in the coffee. Eager to make a good impression he enthusiastically grabbed a large thermos and rushed to the nearby coffee shop. He went in and asked the counter attendant if the thermos was big enough to hold six cups of coffee. The worker paused to take a look and replied, "Yes, six cups looks right."

"Great!" said Freddy, "I'll have 2 cups regular black, 2 cups regular with milk, and 2 cups decaf."

A man complained to his doctor that each time he drank his coffee he had a stabbing pain in his right eye to which the doctor responded, "Try taking the spoon out of the cup before you drink your coffee."

A man walked into a coffee shop and asked the waitress how much a cup of coffee was. She responded that it was $3.00. He then asked how much a refill was. When told that refills were free, he replied, "Good, I'll have a refill, please."

What's extremely fat and drinks lots of coffee? Java the Hut.

Notice in lawyer's office: "If your spouse makes bad coffee it's grounds for divorce."

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